how do you think the hike's going? »i conquered thebes the other day. but it didn't matter, because it was all over as soon as it had started. i became a one sentence wonder over night, and a one day miracle the next. when we re-split up, i went to the spot and i waited but you never came. so i went out and i scouted around in case you gerried the rendezvous, and found this rock. so, i crows-nested up this rock in the canyon and saw you, but i was fucking rock-marooned. you had to build me a dirt mattress.

but you can just call me gerry.